What can I expect?
Anything! As usual services ranges from excellent to poor indeed. It seems a
lot easier to get bareback blow jobs here, which will delight some of you.
Melbourne offers a great range of high quality establishments who have a
reputation for being fairly relaxed, and it is a good, clean, safe place to
be entertained. The general trend is that if you are nice, you get much,
much more in the way of french kissing, bareback oral and general intimacy.
This is fairly standard but is more pronounced here. Australian girls are
very friendly and open, and sex is not much of a social issue and is
definitely not taboo. Aussies are pretty relaxed about just about
everything and there are men for the ladies or any combination desired.
There are loads of strip bars and clubs in Melbourne, one of the best
quality deserving a mention is The Spearmint Rhino. The girls have a
reputation for being almost model-quality in the looks department. It is not
unheard of for the dancers to go a little further than was entirely
necessary in some of the clubs here, and hey, money talks! There are plenty
of clubs to choose from.
Where do I find the girls?
The Daily Planet in Elstenwick is Melbourne's largest and most famous
brothel and you will find a large range of girls here. It is now floated on
the stock exchange, and is the first brothel to ever do so. The Boardroom is
also very popular, it was awarded Australia's Best Brothel - worth a visit
to check, I suspect! St. Kilda is a popular area for street walkers though
this is illegal in Victoria. They mostly have drug problems so the service
can be a bit shabby (they have usually been rejected by brothels) - they are
keen to get their next hit so don't really take the time, but if that's what
your after this is the place to go. There are also a few near the Westgate
Freeway. Western Suburbs brothels have a reputation for very average quality
girls, but of course these change constantly so you never can tell.
There are a number of establishments, mainly Asian, who have a red light
outside in the street - there are many of these such places along Tope
Street, which is just a few minutes walk from popular York Street, where
there are also many red lights. For all the brothels in Melbourne the best
place to look is the yellow pages online, or in print. They have a section
under Massage Parlours and Escorts.
Escorts sites or a quick search in google will find many as well. The large
newspapers also have a section in them for brothels and private girls to
Is it illegal?
It is legal to operate brothels in Victoria, but illegal to sell sex on the
streets. Sometimes they have a lot of police making a night of it, so to
speak, with vans putting girls and their clients inside them and taking them
to the police station. You won't get bothered at a brothel or a strip club.
It is illegal in Australia to touch girls in strip clubs as it then counts
as prostitution - they are quite strict about this though there are always
girls who break the rules. If you are caught touching a girl you will be
removed from the premises and not allowed back in - you are threatening
You will normally pay A$220 for an hour, but of course it can go as low
as A$30 for individual services, and if you opt for high class, you pay
much, much more. In the case of A$220, half goes to the girl and half to the
house. This is very standard and you won't find too much variance around
Melbourne, though the Asian places tend to cost less, which is also fairly